Monday, June 1, 2015

Attempt #4 our hero learns he is going to retreat

Doug strolls into cube. Rests elbow on cube wall holding cup of weird rich people coffee or drink.

Makes small talk. Makes work talk. Drops bomb:

"You'll need to get the *project* taken care of before (date)." Doug Flaherty

"I thought the deadline wasn't until (date)."

"Yes, but you'll be in (place) then." Doug

"(Place)?"

"Team building retreat." Doug

"I don't go to those."

"You do if _______________. So I'll expect the *project* (date.)" Doug walks away.

"Shit."

"What was that?" Doug asks.

"Great!"




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