"Shit shit shit shit shit!"
[name] [past tense verb:speaking], tripping over another [noun found on the forest floor].
He hated the outdoors. Hated social interaction with his peers. Hated working in groups. That's why he [solitary computer profession]: working in a climate controlled environment with inanimate objects alone.
Until the [insulting adjective] management decided it was time for a/n [insulting adjective] team building retreat. Outdoors. With other people. Doing things.
Like whitewater rafting. Which was bad enough. But they had to go with the lowest bidder.
And now [name] was slogging through the woods in sloshy [?] sneakers tripping over [noun found on forest floor].
"Shit."
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